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Cabbit parks in the lot nicknamed “The Dustbowl.” She adjusts her bodice and hides her Claritin (“I’m allergic to everything out here”) underneath the rabbit fur that lines her Renaissance basket. At the gate, she gets her hand stamped in red with the word “NOBLE.” Only FOF (Friends of Faire) members receive this stamp and Cabbit has worked the Faire enough to become one of its “Friends”--a rather small circle of people, many of whom work for Disney. 

Inside the gates, two Faire workers dressed as Puritans stroll past in black robes and bonnets.

“Fancy a tumble in the hay, Puritan?” Cabbit yells to them.

“That was my twin sister last night! The devil had possessed her!” answers the Puritan.

Cabbit smiles, “That’s what they all say!”