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Tristan Schlotz

SchlotzTristan Schlotz is a senior at UCI, majoring in curiousity and purple prose. Born and raised in Fresno, California, he anticipates with a mixture of ecstasy and anguish June 2012 when he will finally run out of financial aid. Tristan writes as much as he can and reads even more. He specializes in hard questions and obscure metaphors. After graduation he plans to leave this world behind and find work as an insurance salesman or newspaper journalist. He likes black coffee and comic books, and is not ashamed of his love of country music.

Latest read: The Scar by China Mieville, Under the Banner of Heaven by Jon Krakauer

Next destination: A country where every night feels like autumn and where the food is rich and spicy.

Fun Fact: I once wrote a ten-page essay on anime and have no idea what I'm going to do after I graduate.