Kiosk - Taking the Stage

Taking the Stage

by Lauren Biron

AT MIDNIGHT, armed with a ruler and a pencil, Bentley Chang kneels in his bedroom under a poster of John Lennon. Next to a large, black bass drum that dominates the floor, he lays out a thick sheet of drawing paper and begins to sketch the letter “zhe” of the Cyrillic alphabet; it looks like a K reflected along its vertical axis. In the muggy, musky room, his skin sticks to his wifebeater and basketball shorts as he outlines his design. Once finished, he cuts out the stencil with a razor and attaches the altered K to the drum with masking tape.

He thought of using the letter “zhe” as a “K” when he was driving down the freeway. It came to him as randomly as the band name had come to their DJ, Kevin Agorrilla. The group had suggested names for weeks at a time: Circles with Dots, Smegmatron, Audial Entropy, Forte. Then one day at practice, Kevin suggested Kersey, named after the masculine Charles Bronson character from Death Wish 3. Only four of the six band members had seen the movie, but all agreed that Charles Bronson was so badass he could kill Chuck Norris in a fight, and that was good enough. The name provided no stigma, no definition of what they should sound like. The rhythm and funk and punk could take over. When Bentley accidentally misspelled the band name, Kearsey was born.

Now, as the music of Circa Survive plays, Bentley mixes red and crimson acrylic paint and retrieves a flat brush. Carefully, he applies the stencil, nearly two feet in length. He freehand paints miniature swirls of color coming off of one side of the zhe, so that they look like red solar flares. It is nearly five in the morning; he leaves the paint to dry while he sleeps. In just over twelve hours, Kearsey and their freshly painted drum will be the fifth of six contestants at the Battle of the Bands. Even aspiring rock stars need their rest.

Scattered throughout classrooms at the University of California, Irvine, the men of Kearsey uniformly ignore their professors. David Ismet Lenger, the bassist, sits through his History of Rock class, wondering when he’ll see Kearsey’s name in such a textbook. Bentley imagines possible scenarios: if someone’s instrument fails, like at their first show, he’ll tell a joke about promiscuous nuns. He runs through the set list once, twice, a hundred times. After class he returns home to pick up the drum and get ready for the show, but he has run out of strong gel. He scours everywhere for some, but ends up buying a small tube for $25. Then he spends over three hours spiking his mohawk.

Meanwhile Sean Halpin cleans his house and gets his roommate Jeff to shave his head into a mohawk of his own. Kevin leaves his Social Science research methods class with an empty head and an empty stomach. He heads home, makes a sandwich, dons his hoodie with bright green and red dinosaurs, and leaves for the meeting spot at UCI.

Kevin arrives first and drinks a couple of beers. Soon the other five members of the band and their guest saxophone player meet him atop the concrete parking structure, where just a year before they began practicing their songs. The acoustics were terrible, there was nowhere to plug in amps, and one night the police threatened them with a $2,000 fine if they were caught making a disturbance again. After that they started renting a studio practice room.

With the group gathered, Bentley unveils Wesley Hayashi’s newly painted drum.

Oh shit, that’s tight! How long did that take? How did you do it?

Done ogling, they huddle together for last pieces of advice. David Salvador, one of the two guitarists, glances at the others.

Let’s remember to play slow.

The others agree. Check the levels. Stay together. Have fun.

Then they pack two guitars (an American Fender Stratocaster and a Telecaster), a Japanese-made Jaguar Fender bass, a Vestax PDX-2000 turntable setup, a five piece Pearl drum kit, amps, pedals, a saxophone, and seven people into as few cars as possible, and drive to UCI’s Phoenix Grille. There, on a grassy lawn shadowed by Aldrich Park’s tall trees, a black stage waits for them.

The seven musicians unload their equipment in a holding area behind the stage, ready for easy access later. They will perform second to last, so they try to fill the time until the show. Sean stretches like he does before every gig, though he never drops into the splits he learned during martial arts training. Kevin goes to the bathroom about six times. Ismet tries to keep his hands warm as he listens to the other bands, relishing how different Kearsey will sound.

They will gladly tell those who ask that their sound is unique. They’re a mix of experimental, indie, and funk, with some jazz, hip-hop, rap, and blues thrown in. Influences include bands like the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Placebo, The Mars Volta, Pearl Jam, The Jimi Hendrix Experience, Jamiroquai, Circa Survive, and Brotha Lynch Hung. Each member of the band brings in his own unique musical taste. Ismet is drawn to funky bass lines, and once tried (unsuccessfully) to convince the rest of the band to cover songs found on the anime and video game soundtracks he adores. Sean adheres to the sounds of Buddy Guy, Jimi Hendrix, and other blues tunes, fitting for a lead guitarist. Kevin credits DJ Qbert and A Tribe Called Quest as his main inspirations, for getting him excited about “scratching” in the first place. Bentley, the vocalist, finds a soft spot for the MC’s of Wu Tang Clan, Gorillaz, and John Lennon (since promoting peace and love through an artistic medium is probably the best thing an artist can do). But the one band you are sure to find on every one of the guys’ playlists is Incubus. They’ve got unique beats, good lyrics, and their very own personal DJ – just like Kearsey.

However, Kearsey still has four bands to watch before a year of practice and waiting can finally emerge. The first band, Paper Thin Walls, takes the stage as the setting sun casts long shadows of trees over a still crowd of 30 people, seven of them the judges from UCI’s student body. Bentley’s tall spikes of hair are visible as he stands amongst the mass. Then comes the second band, Kids Like You, featuring vocals both higher and lower than Bentley’s will fluctuate. The crowd starts to sway as the band dances on stage. Quick drums and pop-based tunes continue with The Jakes. The six-man band has already won an Orange County Music Award, been a contender on MTV2’s “On the Rise,” and is a few weeks away from releasing a full-length album - as well as playing at the renowned Troubadour, where Neil Diamond and Guns N’ Roses were discovered.

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